Reasons why photography is shit:
1. It has graph in it, graph is linked to math, math is poop
2. An anagram of photography is Path-Orgy-Hop, if you have every seen a path orgy hop, you will understand why this is bad
3. photography has 11 letters, 11 + 900 = 911, if you insert a / right inbetween the 9 and 11, you get 9/11, which was bad, thus linking photography to 9/11