HeroicDeath Message Suggestions

HeroicDeath is the plugin that announces how people die. The messages are fully customizable. Use this thread to come up with some hilarious and witty death messages. I'll add some good ones to SwaggerCraft.

Here is the list of death categories:

:Drown
:Cactus
:Fire
:Explosion
:Creeper
:Fall
:PVP
:Void
:Monsters
:Lava
:Other
:Suffocation
:Dispenser
:Lightning
:Suicide
:Starvation

And here are the variables you can use:
# - %d holds the name of the dead player.
# - %a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
# - %i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.

Laser how much of the litttle code things are needed? is it just

%d

or

# - %d

I wanted to check before i start making some and they are all wrong

:Drown - # - %d has drowned to death.
:Cactus - # - %d has died on a cactus.
:Fire - # - %d has died due to fire damage.
:Explosion - # - %d has died due to an explosion.
:Creeper - # - %d has died due to a creeper explosion.
:Fall - # - %d has died from fall damage.
:PVP - # - %d has been killed by # - %a.
:Void - # - %d has fallen into the void.
:Monsters - # - %d has been killed by # - %a.
:Lava - # - %d has died after falling into lava.
:Other - # - %d has died.
:Suffocation - # - %d has died of suffocation.
:Dispenser - # - %d has been killed by a dispenser.
:Lightning - # - %d has been struck by lightning.
:Suicide - # - %d has commited suicide.
:Starvation - # - %d has starved to death.

What can I say? I dont like "cute" messages... all of the ones I could think of would be "oh so clever" to some, and pointless to others.

:Drown - # - &d thought he was a fish.
:Cactus - # - &d poked a cactus, and the cactus poked back.
:Fire - # - &d was burnt to death.
:Explosion - # - &d has an explosive personality.
:Creeper - # - &d tried to hug a creeper.
:Fall - # - &d beleived they could fly, but gravity had other plans.
:PVP - # - &d was killed by &a's mighty &i.
:Void - # - &d fell into the void below Minecraft and dissolved into the emptiness.
:Monsters - # - &d was mauled upon by a &a.
:Lava - # - &d Took at dip in a lava lake.
:Other - # - &d died of boredom.
:Suffocation - # - &d suffocated slowly.
:Dispenser - # - &d was attacked by an angry dispenser.
:Lightning - # - Pikachu used Thunderbolt on &d.
:Suicide - # - &d couldn't take it any longer.
:Starvation - # - &d starved to death.

ShaunDepro wrote:

:Drown - # - &d thought he was a fish.
:Cactus - # - &d poked a cactus, and the cactus poked back.
:Fire - # - &d was burnt to death.
:Explosion - # - &d has an explosive personality.
:Creeper - # - &d tried to hug a creeper.
:Fall - # - &d beleived they could fly, but gravity had other plans.
:PVP - # - &d was killed by &a's mighty &i.
:Void - # - &d fell into the void below Minecraft and dissolved into the emptiness.
:Monsters - # - &d was mauled upon by a &a.
:Lava - # - &d Took at dip in a lava lake.
:Other - # - &d died of boredom.
:Suffocation - # - &d suffocated slowly.
:Dispenser - # - &d was attacked by an angry dispenser.
:Lightning - # - Pikachu used Thunderbolt on &d.
:Suicide - # - &d couldn't take it any longer.
:Starvation - # - &d starved to death.

Weren't those on the old version of HeroicDeath? I already heard about half of those from HeroicDeath, but good ideas!

:Drown - # - & Forgot the water breathing potion.
:Cactus - # - &d is now a porcupine
:Fire - # - &d Forgot the fire resistance potion.
:Explosion - # - &d Forgot his Kevlar vest at home
:Creeper - # - &d now knows that we don't have a friendly creeper plugin.
:Fall - # - &d Feels like flyi.......*splat*
:PVP - # - &d was gutted by &d legendary &i.
:Void - # - &d Hasn't Found The Bottom yet.
:Monsters - # - &d Was Eaten By a Hungry &a.
:Lava - # - &d Is Now Fuel For A Lava Bath
:Other - # - &d Got Stared Down by Herobrine
:Suffocation - # - &d Got Drowned in Sand
:Dispenser - # - &d was attacked by an angry Hole
:Lightning - # - Pikachu used Thunderbolt on &d.
:Suicide - # - &d couldn't take it any longer.
:Starvation - # - &d Forgot his bread and butter at home.

:Drown # - %d Forgot he wasn't a fish.
:Cactus # - %d Had an argument with a cactus... Nice going there buddy.
:Fire # - %d forgot that fire can kill you.
:Explosion # - %d's mission to the moon ended badly.
:Creeper # - %d thought the little green guy wanted a hug, he was WRONG!
:Fall # - %d Forgot his parachute in the plane.
:PVP # - %d didn't know how to fight very well, and %a did.
:Void # - %d went on the journey to the center of the earth, bad idea buddy...
:Monsters # - %d Didn't beat the dog round.
:Lava # - %d Fell into a pool of fire.
:Other # - %d Saw HeroBrine and died of a heart attack
:Suffocation # - %d forgot that you need to breathe to live.
:Dispenser # - %d took an arrow to the knee.
:Lightning # - %d became a lightning rod.
:Suicide # - %d Gave up on life.
:Starvation # - %d forgot how to eat again!


trlolollol, I know there dumb but you guys are BORING! Just a sense of humor! Thats all!

:Drown # - %d died
:Cactus # - %d died
:Fire # - %d died
:Explosion # - %d died
:Creeper # - %d died
:Fall # - %d died
:PVP # - %d died
:Void # - %d died
:Monsters # - %d died
:Lava # - %d died
:Other # - %d died
:Suffocation # - %d died
:Dispenser # - %d died
:Lightning # - %d died
:Suicide # - %d died
:Starvation # - %d died

8_B_A_L_L wrote:

:Drown # - %d died
:Cactus # - %d died
:Fire # - %d died
:Explosion # - %d died
:Creeper # - %d died
:Fall # - %d died
:PVP # - %d died
:Void # - %d died
:Monsters # - %d died
:Lava # - %d died
:Other # - %d died
:Suffocation # - %d died
:Dispenser # - %d died
:Lightning # - %d died
:Suicide # - %d died
:Starvation # - %d died

Genious!

" " Thought he was a fish!
" " Hugged A Unfriendly Cactus...
" " Just Discovered Fire!
" " Got BLOWN!
" " Tried To Hug A Armless Creature....
" " Thought he was a Dragon!
" " Was OWNED BY " "
" " Seems To Trapped!
" " Was Slaped By A " "
" " Forgot The First Rule Of Minecraft...
" " Died From Unknown Face's.
" " Has Not Came Out Of The Cave...
" " Liked Dispensers... Then he took a arrow to the knee...
" " Was Shocked!
" " Looked in a mirror...
" " Should Of Stoped At McDonald's...

:Drown - (Playername) forgot his lifejacket
:Cactus - (Playername) needed to sit somewhere
:Fire - (Playername) played with fire
:Explosion (Playername) played with TNT
:Creeper - (Playername)
:Fall - (Playername) thought he was Superman
:PVP - (Playername) got pwned by a wild (attacker)
:Void - (Playername) dig down too much
:Monsters - (Playername) was raided by a (Mob)
:Lava - (Playername) tried to explore a volcano
:Other - (Playername) died
:Suffocation (Playername) Was underground for a long time
:Dispenser - (Playername) clicked the wrong button
:Lightning - (Playername) hid under a tree during a storm
:Suicide - (Playername) couldn't take it anymore
:Starvation - (Playername) Forgot his food at home

:Drown (playername) Forgot to take a breath
:Cactus (playername) Decided to play with his pet cactus
:Fire (playername) Likes to play with fire
:Explosion (playername) Sucks at using tnt
:Creeper (playername) was crept up on by a creeper
:Fall (playername) Wanted to be a ghast
:PVP (playername) was murdered by (playername)
:Void (playername) Tried to live in the void
:Monsters (playername) Was raped by a (monster type)
:Lava (playername) wanted to have a warm spa
:Other (playername) Never made it back home
:Suffocation (playername) Was slain by (block type)
:Dispenser (playername) Loves playing with dispensers
:Lightning (playername) thought lighning doesnt strike twice
:Suicide (playername) was in a clumsy mood
:Starvation (playername) Decided not to eat

:Drown "X" thought he was the next Michael Phelps.
:Cactus "X" rubbed the cactus the wrong way.
:Fire "X" needs some ice for that BURN!
:Explosion "X" innards received some fresh air after the explosion.
:Creeper "X" became too friendly with a volatile enemy.
:Fall "X" forgot he doesn't have creative fly.
:PVP "X" has been demolished by [player].
:Void "X" wanted to see Hell's Playground.
:Monsters "X" has been eaten by [monster].
:Lava "X" became too "heated up."
:Other "X" has been decreed MIA.
:Suffocation "X" 's air intake was shut off by the block's arbitrary decision.
:Dispenser "X" thought the dispenser gave out sodas.
:Lightning "X" has been smited by the fateful hand.
:Suicide "X" pointed the knife the wrong way.
:Starvation "X" 's stomach, lacking in nutrients, finally revolted, if you know what I mean.